MAY i have extra cheese please.......

8 years 8 months ago #237411 by elleym
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Com_Diver
You need a Coolie- they are very gentle when being hand fed, & don't bite (or eat!) the hand that feeds them. Bloody hetic the rest of the time though [:-}]

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8 years 8 months ago #237416 by Bunyip
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Hi Comm Diver

There was a malamute puppy in my dog's puppy pre-school class. It pretty soon worked out that, under vet supervision, nobody was going to give it any treat unless it took the treat gently.

However my hand did disappear down its throat a few times before it worked that out. Pain not too severe. Not sure I'd want to try it on a full grown one. I worry for that particular dog since it had two teenagers for trainers who didn't actually follow any of the homework directions for puppy pre-school - like make sure it didn't get any water for 4 hours before class. Maybe if they'd had to clean up the resulting mess - they would have remembered that message.

My dog was smallest out of the three in puppy pre-school but still managed to be the boss. She and I haggle on a daily basis over who gets to be boss at home. [B)]

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8 years 8 months ago #237507 by seadragon57
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it's realy hard to keep fit when you like a drink or ten :p
oh well -thats life [8D]

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8 years 8 months ago #237519 by Barjumpa
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The Meaty Bites Diet
I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid *****...why else would I buy dog food??

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8 years 8 months ago #237529 by Com_Diver89
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AWESOME

ITS NEARLY NEXT MONTH... ****..... Thoughts on a name anyone?

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8 years 8 months ago #237530 by elleym
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Getting bodies in tune cos now it's June

is the best I can come up with....

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8 years 8 months ago #237532 by Com_Diver89
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Middle of the year, AS FIT as a Deer!

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8 years 8 months ago #237546 by Bloat
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I have been very slack the last couple of weeks and eating too much good stuff so i expect the weight to come back on next week. I have sussed out the gym at my new mine so will get back into my exercise. The local hockey club hasn't returned my phne calls or emails so will have to try and chase them down but they aren't playing this weekend due to a long weekend.
Today i went for a walk to the park but then ate too much chinese take away for dinner.

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8 years 8 months ago #237547 by seadragon57
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Elyem is thr best so far ...me finks

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8 years 8 months ago #237548 by Com_Diver89
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Originally posted by seadragon57


Elyem is thr best so far ...me finks




hey i put thought into mine!!! You know hard it is for commercial divers to think... we just lift heavy objects underwater :)

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8 years 8 months ago #237549 by seadragon57
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PMSL

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8 years 8 months ago #237550 by seadragon57
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What about this one ...In June don't look like a balloon...

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8 years 8 months ago #237551 by Lochness
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How about : June...Just Dessert? :D

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8 years 8 months ago #237553 by elleym
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your right Lochness LOL- if I cut out just dessert I would fit into my wet suit!

Seadragon your right to- I started to balloon last June when I was made redundant and started enjoying the good things in life (dessert, home made pizza, Cold Rock Ice Cream & red wine etc) a lot more! [:-}]

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